No matter where you go... there you are.

Ack!

"Have a nice day."

From the Top Ten List of Wars:

7. American Revolution
    This has got to make the top ten, just because. A bunch of drunken, pot smoking criminals beating up the toughest nation in the world (even if the French did help us) just because they made tea and stamps expensive. What a bunch of bad asses!

Nothing can stop him. Not even common sense.

"I believe that if you say the secret word, a duck will come down and give you a hundred dollars."


How much deeper would the ocean be
          if sponges didn't live there?
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.